Whilst I’m still enjoying wholesome German meals of Spaetzle and Schnitzel, I have a growing concern about a misplaced German sausage.

At the beginning of January, I brought back a particularly special ‘breakfast’ sausage as a treat to my rather ungrateful flat-mates. Now I don’t know quite what’s happened but the sausage has mysteriously vanished.

Nobody has dared to eat the incriminating piece of processed meat, and nobody claims to have chucked it… So where could it be?

God forbid that it turns up a few months down the line, rotten beneath my bed!

I shall keep you updated on my quest for the lost sausage.